YOU'VE ENTERED THE AWESOME ZONE!!!
Warning:
If you are not awesome, leave now.
About The Awesome Zone
Why The Awesome Zone Is Awesome
The Awesome Zone is awesome because I personally power it with everything that makes something awesome. That's everything from Gatorade to sweat and women. I harness the energy of such awesome forces and convert it directly into awesome. If you're a lame brain, you wouldn't get it.
Why I Created The Awesome Zone
I created The Awesome Zone because I was bored and needed something fresh that could rival me in my sheer awesomeness. So far, it's not even close. Heh.
How Can I Become So Awesome?
If you want to be as awesome as me, follow these simple steps:
- You need to replace all of your blood with Gatorade and sweat.
- Become a trans-fem lesbian with swag more raw and immense than ground beef. Only then can you begin to reach 0.01% of my swag.
- Next, you need to skydive every Saturday and Sunday for 5 years. Everytime you break that streak, whether on purpose or not, you immediately lose 10K SwagPoints and you might as well give up.
- Benchpress 400lbs (~181kg).
- Climb Mt. Everest.
- Cunnilingus at the peak.
- Repeat everything 4 times.
What It Means To Be So Awesome
Being awesome can mean so many things different things to so many people. For me, it's everything I just discussed. For others, it could be as simple as wearing some badass shades. However, all of those people are wrong. I've discovered what being awesome objectively is, and anything else is less than spit. It's blasphemy one might say.